1 day (Thursday) final 24 hour countdown

  • Try Columbia outlet blue pants on again

    • Too short why did I buy them
    • Check hem - lots of extra to let down
    • Doesn't look like a manufactured hem
    • Cut the threads
    • Expose a button that lets you open the bottom to get them over a shoe
    • Needs a microscopic hem to fix them
    • Did someone buy these, cut the bottoms off then hem them and return them or were they just rejects and that's why they were at the outlet?
    • Too late to care - run them over to Mom and Marge to work miracle
  • Go to post office to forward mail to Marge - too late, takes 2 weeks lead time

  • Go to safety deposit box to put house papers in.

    • Hasn't been used in so many years they couldn't get the key to turn.
    • Asked if I have a second key or maybe this is the wrong key
    • Have another at home
    • If wrong key what is it for?
    • I suggest Lock-ease but they ignore me
    • Try one more time or has to be drilled
    • It opens
    • Find my second key in my purse
    • When I return, they suggest I switch boxes
  • Patti is at same bank so go to lunch

  • Ernie gets one car into the garage (miracle of the day)

  • The bananas are picked

  • The pineapples aren't ready

  • The eggplants are still growing

  • The mangoes have a few weeks to go

  • Marge will have to play farmer Ernie

  • Go next door and make arrangements for neighbors to do mail pickup daily, then Marge whenever she feels like it

  • Have dinner with Mom and Marge

  • Go to drive thru ATM to get cash

    • It asks if I want to choose my own denominations of $20s and $50s
    • Yes
    • Press arrow for 20s
    • Nothing happens
    • Try again
    • Nothing
    • Don't want 50s so press 'Cancel'
    • Asks if I want receipt
    • What for - nothing?
    • Press 'No'
    • Start to drive away
    • Money comes out
    • $50s and $20s

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